first 365 people to reblog this will get their name put in a shoebox (because well I can’t afford a jar) and each day I will pick a random URL, follow them, send them a cute message and more! MBF ME
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1930’s Teen Delinquents
i.e. life role models
I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.
That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.
I want to write about these girls.
When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.
I always have to reblog this.
(Source: benflods, via heatseekingmissiles)
|White people:||Remember 911
|White people:||Remember the Holocaust
|White people:||Remember The Alamo
|White people:||Remember the American Revolution
|White people:||Remember Pearl Harbor
|White people:||Slavery? Come on are you still stuck on that? It's time to move on that was yearsssssss ago no one cares anymore
|me:||this is worse than that time I watched family guy
|*camera cuts to me watching family guy*
Levels of Tumblr.
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
(Source: amethystique, via monarch126)
why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
Let me see you shit your pants and keep a straight face
seriously though you’re single because all you care about is anime and that means you’re still 5 years old
dang maybe lord of the rings for life is onto something
one time this weird girl at my college starts lookin over one of our friends hands and shes like “hon you need a manicure” and she pulls out her manicure kit from her purse and just. starts giving him a manicure. and then she turns to me and is like “what’s wrong? does it weird you out that I’m giving a boy a manicure?”
no its weirding me out that you carry around a manicure kit and force your services on people without asking. what the fuck
You look like a serial killer
thanks :) btw what r u doing tonight around 1 am u should meet me @ the park come alone
Funniest blog on earth
in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports